Shayri
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SHAYRI OF THE DAY

Ik tumse mohabbat hai, kabhi milne chale aao ....
Saans ab bhi adhoori hai, isse poora karne chale aao
Marne se pehle tujhe dekhne ki tamannah hai bohat.
Ik yehi khwahish poori karne chale aao....
Jee leinge so jhanam ik pal mein hi hum ....
Bas! Ik pal ko humein milne chale aao !!!!

agar main door ho jaoon
tu palkon ko jhapak dena,
agar aansoo giray koi
samjh lena k wo hu main..
hatheli samne rakhna
k sab aansoo girain us main,
jo ruk jaye ga honton par
samjh lena k wo hu main

Intezar ke pal bitana mushkil hai, beete hue lamhe wapas lana mushkil hai, Jo ek baar bas jaye dil mein dhadkan ban kar, Uska dil se juda hona mushkil hai.


Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko. Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai


Radha Krishna se-
Aapne mujhse prem kia par shadi Rukmani se q?
Krishna's reply-
RADHE!
shadi me do log chahie,
TUM hi kaho
Hum me dusra kaun h?
DAT's LOVE. . !

Sari umr aakhon mai ek sapna yaad raha, sadiya beet gai wo lamha yaad raha,jane kya baat thi us mai ?sari mahfil bhul gaya wo fasana yaad raha.

Jindagi se jo lamha mile use chura lo, Jindagi pyar se apni saja lo. Jindagi yu hi gujar jayegi aaraam se, Bas kabhi khud hanso kabhi rote hue ko hasa do.

Koi khushiyo ki chah me roye,
koi dukho ki panah me roye,
ajib silsila hai ishq or mohabbat ka,
koi pyar k liye roye or koi pyar kar k roye.!

Kisiko paas aane me waqt lagta hai Kisiko apna banane me waqt lagta hai Jab manga humne apko khuda se to usne kaha anmol cheez ko pane me waqt lagta hai.

Dil ki Awaz se nagme badal jate hai, Waqt pe Apne badal jate hai, Palko ko Sambhal kar Jhapkna, Kyonki palke jhapkne se Sapne badal jate hai


kabhi laga wo hame sata rahe hai
dusre hi pal laga wo karib aa rahe hai
kuch log hote hai aansu ki tarah
pata hi nahi lagta sath de rahe hai ya chod ke ja rahe hai...

KON KISE KO DIL ME JAGAH DETA HAI,
PED BHI SUKHE PATTE GIRA DETA HAI,
WAKIF HAI HUM DUNIYA KE RIWAAZO SE,
JAAN NIKAL JAAYE TO APNA HI JALA DETA HAI...

Daman me khushiya ho, Chehre pe muskan ho,Dil se jo socho tum, pure wo arman ho,Dua krte hai muskurate raho tum,chahe zindgi ka kaisa bhi imtihaan ho..

Shayad Firse Woh Milne Ki Takdir MIL Jaye,
Jivan Ka Sabse Haseen Woh Pal Mil Jaye..
'Chal Fir Se Baithe Class Ke Woh Last Bench Par',
Shayad Wapis Apne Purane dost mil jaye..

Hum khamos they to majbur samjh liya
chup hue to gurur smajh liya
bus yhi galti hui k hamne msg nhi kia
aur apne hme apne se dur samjh liya..

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Funny jokes
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Zindgi me Jab b kabhi kadam ladkhadaye aur tum gir jao to darna mat.
Himmat or hosle se apne aap khade hokar awaz dena,
"Waiter ! 1 peg or lao, Hum abhi zinda hain !

Girl to boyfrnd-''I am pregnant''Boyfrnd says-''r u sure dat is mine? Girl start crying and says,''sab aisa bolenge to kaise chalega''.

why a man carries his wife's photo in wallet? COZ wenevr he faces trouble, sees photo n thnks-"If I can handle DIS i can handle anythng.!

GOLU Ki Taange Nili Ho Gyi.Doctr-Zeher h Katni Padegi. Taang Kaat K nakli Lgai 2Din Bad nakli Tange B Nili ho gyi.Doctr-Ab Bimari Smjh Ayi, JEANS Rang chhorti h

Reporter to Ra*khi Sawant : What is RAPE ?
Ra*khi : Main samajhti hun,
RAPE is not a crime,
U KNOW
it's just "SURPRISE SEX"

Boy:Apne ghrwalo ko chhod diya tere liye
Sab se rishta toda tere liye
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye?
Ladki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.:-)

Saas ne apne sab damadon ki mohabbat aazmane k liye unn k samne dariya mein chlang laga di.
1st damad ne use bacha liya, usko saas ki taraf se car mil gayi.
2nd day yahi drama hua. 2nd damaad ne bhi bacha liya, use Motor cycle mili.
3rd day repeated, tisre daamaad ne socha ki mere liye toh ab cycle hi reh gayi hai, Kya zarurat hai bachane ki.
Saas doob gayi.
Agle din usi daamaad ko mercedez mili,
sasur ki taraf se..
Kalyug hai..

Read dis touching story
3 sisters got married 2gether n went on honey-moon mom tells them to sms how there honeymoon was going:
1st sis sms:
'NESCAFE'
Mum checks out Nescafe ad
It read
'GUD TO d LAST DROP'
Mum smiles
2nd sis sms:
'BENSON & HEDGES'
Mum checks out n read
'KING SIZE,
XTRA LONG'
Mum smiles again
3rd sis sms:
'BRITISH AIRWAYS'
Mum checks out British Airways ad n reads-
3 TIMES DAILY
7 DAYS A WEEK
BOTH WAYS'
Mum FAINTS !

Santa-Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Hoto Kiske Pas Jana Chahiye...?
Banta- Farmer...!
Santa- kyu..?
Banta-Uske Paas "HAL" Hota Hai.

Santa ki tapasya se khush hokar
bhagwan
Bole: var mango vats. !
Santa:he bhagwan ye kya kah diya aapne,
main to vadhu ke liye tapasya kar raha tha.

Wife Sees Sign Board-
Banarsi saree Rs.10,
Nylon saree 8/
Cotton saree5/
Wife Shouts-give me Rs500
i'll buy 50 sarees.
Pati-Sardaro ki Ma
ye press ki dukan h!

Baap ne bete ki talasi li,Cigrate, Gutkha,Daru ki botal,Ladkiyon k no.nikle,BapNe bahut mara-kabse Chalraha hai ye sab?Beta Rotey huye-Papa ye Aapki jacket Hai.

Sher sherni ko kiss krne lga.
Sherni use rok ke idhr udhr dekhne lgi.
Sher: kya hua?
Sherni-Dekh rhi hu aas-pass Discovry wale to nhi, sale mms bana dete hain.!

GAJINI PART-2
scene-Amir Khan's son opens his Tifin box on d road.
Why ??
Wo dekh raha tha ki wo school ja raha hai ya school se aa raha hai??;

Self insult:-
Angry boss:Tumne kabhi ullu dekha he?
Employee{sar jhuka ke) Nahi sir.!! Boss:Neeche kya dekh rahe ho idiot? Meri taraf dekho.

Girl: ladka dikhne me kaisa hai?
Bicholia-ladka dikhne me bilkul "FILM ke HERO" jaisa hai...
Girl: kaun si film ka hero..?
Bicholia- "Paa..!!

Pagal Chinese se: Tum american ho ? Chinese: Nhi me chinese hu! Pagal: Nhi tum american ho. Chinese gusse me: Haan me american hu
Pagal: Lagte to chinese ho..!

I waz cookng the murgi.wen i added hra dhaniya guess wat happnd..
The murgi start dncing & singing "HUM PE YE KISNE HRA RANG DALA, MAAR DALA"!!

Dabaang Pj-
Tcher ne mujhe kha"Where is ur pen"
wah wah wah
Tcher ne mujhe kha"Where is ur pen"
Mene kha
'Tere mst mst do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain'.

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